quality n. Formerly, that characteristic which served to distinguish things worth owning and people worth knowing from those not. Presently...

queen n. In Britain, interchangeable with 'king.' A beneficiary of an inverse welfare system, i.e., one by which a dole from the government's tax revenues is paid to the wealthy in lieu of giving it to the needy poor. In the United States, a man whose wardrobe is interchangeable with that of the British queen.